And they say horoscopes are baloney

From the Globe and Mail today:

If your birthday is today:

Your rivals are not nearly as confident as they would like you to believe and if you look and act confident yourself there is no doubt you can beat them at whatever game it is you are playing. You’re a Capricorn. You’re the best. End of story.

Absolutely true – and I’m living proof of that.

By the by: Here’s what I got for my birthday, among other things, from my wife:

barackin-mug1I only wish we in Canada could do some Barackin’ too!

In case you’re interested, you can order your own mug here.

3 Responses

  1. Was that peer reviewed?

    I suggest another Capricorn.

    • Trust me, when it goes to print in Canada’s number-one national newspaper, it’s been peer-reviewed. Besides, I have a lifetime of experience that proves beyond the shadow of any doubt that it’s true.

  2. But feel free to consult with another Capricorn we all know: Jean Chrétien. His birthday is on the 11th (but those on the 6th are always smarter than those born on the 11th).

    Ha!

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